UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Scott Penrod - Head Curmudgeon
Scott (he loves him some cadet cap) is a windber native whose travels have taken him all over the world. After a tour of duty in the US Navy, he spent 4 years rustling chinchilla in the Andes Mountains of Bolivia. Subsequent to an incident with a rabid chinchilla that left him temporarily impotent, Scott joined a band of Mexican Freedom Fighters battling the hideous cat-juggling trade in the jungles of the Yucatan. It was here in the deepest, darkest corners of the Yucatan that Scott developed his love for turn-of-the century American hotel architecture. After Scott's family paid a large sum of money to Mexican kidnappers who mistakenly abducted him, thinking he was former luchador hating NWA Champ Larry Zbysko, he returned to US soil and took up work in NC as a cooper, fashioning some of the finest barrels the Tarheel state had ever seen. More bad fortune found Scott when one his prized barrels malfunctioned, leading to a series of Inspector Clouseau-esque events that ultimately caused the Great Johnstown Flood of 1889. Feeling partially responsible for the unspeakable tragedy Scott returned to his homeplace to volunteer alongside Mischa Barton, who would later go on to found the American Red Cross. Post-tragedy remediation work left Scott tired and in need of rest. He retired to the Juniata Valley and took up work as a barkeep at a local establishment known as Tony's. It was here at Tony's that Scott developed his love of craft beer and fine women. Soon opportunity came-a-callin' and he purchased the Hotel with a longtime drinking buddy and the rest is history. Scott's interests include cheery, happy moments, puppy's kisses and local government.
Pictured Above (Scott with his personal assistant and Hotel Boy Friday Levi Miller)
Pictured Above (Scott with his personal assistant and Hotel Boy Friday Levi Miller)
Hank Scorpio - Webmaster
Websites don't make themselves, particularly if you aren't actually willing to pay someone with talent to do one for you. While not updating the current taplist, Hank enjoys depleting the taplist.
